I Eat Dirt.

Well, I don't eat dirt, Emmett does.  He loves to eat dirt.  I try my hardest to keep it out of his mouth but he will sneak off and find it...anywhere.  Grandma Lynn's houseplants, sure he'll eat that dirt too.  Ugh.  It is a disgusting phase that I hope passes...soon.  Warning:  Graphic Dirt Eating Photos Below.

Hmm, what's in here?  I hope it's dirt.

Yep, dirt.

Hey, Mom, there is dirt on my tongue!

Does this dirt beard make me look sexy?

How dare you say no.

Hmm, should I eat this dirt off my hand?

YES!